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Death Messages Competition!

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Hey Everyone!

Time for a small competition. We haven't updated Death Messages since 1.9, and there has been new mobs since then, so we need updates and your creativity!

We'll give prizes to the top three players who come up with the the most amusing messages (will be judged privately), it's really simple, all you need to do is enter the message that will display when a player dies because of the mobs (listed below) in the comments!

Mobs:
  • Evoker
  • Vindicator
  • Stray
  • Husk
  • Illusioner (Coming in 1.12)
  • Llama
  • Vex
  • Elder Guardian
  • Iron Golem

Examples:
(Just post sentences like this in the comments, you can do it for one mob, or all of them! There is no limit to your ideas)

Llama:
"<player> got caught up in some Llama drama."
IronGolem:
"He wasn't trying to give you a poppy, <player>"
Evoker:
"<player> wasn't a blue sheep.."

This will run for a week, so plenty of time to think!
Winners will be announced next Saturday night in another thread :smile:

Goodluck to all!
 
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GlacyrX

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Evoker
Better dead than red, <player>.

Vindicator
Come back, <player>! Johnny only wanted to axe you a question!
<player> REALLY wanted to know how sharp Johnny's axe was.

Stray
Not all who wander are lost. <player>'s soul is definitely lost now though.

Husk
<player> has been sucked to a dry husk.
Don't hug that, I said that's a husk, not a husky, <player>!

Illusioner
Death is no illusion, <player>.
The illusioner wanted to show <player> a trick. <player> placed an apple on their head. The illusioner didn't aim at the apple.
A magician never reveals their secrets. <player> found out that the dead don't, either.
What you see, <player>, is what gets you.

Llama
<player> didn't realise llamas played with their food before eating it.

Elder Guardian
<player> wasn't worth their salt in naval warfare.
<player> set sail for fail.

Iron Golem
<player> didn't play enough Five Nights at Freddy's to guess what happened next when the iron golem ran towards them.




I know we're not taking any death messages for other stuff, but I think this one was too good not to just say for the sake of it:
Death while flying with Elytra
It's Wingardium LeviOsa, <player>, not LevioSAR!
 
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Shax

Evoker:
<player> fed the floor
Vindictator:
There's a 90's horror movie joke here somewhere, <player>
hahaha, <player> got AXED a question
Stray:
<player> got frostbite
Husk:
<player> had all his food stolen by bandits then DIED
Llama:
Yes <player>, lets hit a giant animal until it tramples you.
Vex:
<player> likes fairies
no, <player> they are not fairies
Iron Golem:
Why did you attack the village, <player>?
<player> got sat on by an Iron Golem
 
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lambsie11

Stray:
  • <player> is too slow! Oh... <player> is also dead...
Elder Guardian:
  • <player> tried to get the gold. The Elder Guardian had other ideas.
  • <player>'s oxygen tank was punctured by an Elder Guardian.
Iron Golem:
  • Mojang pity you for attacking that village, <player>.
  • Well, <player>, we hope you learnt something about Iron Golems.
 
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itsjustemma

Illusioner
We all suppose it's been an illusion seeing <player> for all our lives.

Iron Golem
Poor old <player> was sent into the sky by golem arms.

Evoker
No one evoked you to die, <player>.

Vex
Thus, the end of <player> has come, when they were finally abducted by the weeping angels.
 
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rory523

Here are my submissions...
Vindicator
<Player> has been vindicated.
Evoker
<Player> got evoked.
Llama
<Player>'s death was no prob-llama.
Iron Golem
<Player> was sent on a one way trip to space.
Elder Guardian
<Player> didn't consult the elders.
Stray
It was too late when <Player> found out that Strays were in Straya.
Husk
<Player> wasn't willing to give up their Strepsils.
Vex
<Player> was vexed for eternity.
Illusioner
<Player> thought the illusioner was wearing pyjamas. Turns out they weren't.
 
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Dark Helmet

Vindicator:
Here’s Johnny! – RIP <player>
<player> has become intimately acquainted with the Vindicators Axe.
Yes, <player> his eyebrows are hilarious but how could you ignore the axe?

Vex
Ooh look, Cherubs! – RIP <player>
Yes, they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.- RIP <player>
OR
<player> has observed that Vexes float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
<player> found it vexing that the baby angels should be carrying swords

Stray
<player> has Strayed north of the wall.
Wait, is that a White W.. – RIP <player>
<player> caught a stray arrow...
<player> has received arrow in the ear for getting to close while checking out the Strays winter garb.
OR a short version:
<player> has received arrow in the ear for checking out a Strays winter garb.

Husk:
The last thing <player> heard was the whisper in that husky voice.
Oh you poor thing. How long have you been out here lost in the Desert? Ahhhh!! – RIP <player>
<player> has become just an empty shell of their former self.
No <player>, it wasn't out there in the desert for its tan.

Illusioner:
Oh nice pyjamas - <player> has paid the price for taunting the Illusioner.
<player> is no longer seeing double. - Or quadruple
<player> Judged a book by its silly pyjamas.
No <player>, its not the mead. There really was 4 of them.

Lama:
Beware the Lama spits! - and <player> was.
<player> has lost a spitting contest with a Lama.
<player> foolishly challenged a Lama to a spitting contest.
Next time <player> you will know not to call it an alpaca.
<player> is wearing a new outfit. Lama mucus.
A Lama has mistaken <player> for Yzma.

Iron Golem:
Danger Will Robinson! – RIP <player>
A Golem has gracefully launched <player> into orbit.
<player> got too close to the Iron Giant
A Golem has trodden on <player>'s foot
Optimus Prime has gone rogue! - RIP <player>

Elder Guardian:
<player> has discovered it may be elderly but it is still nasty.
<player> has learned why you should respect your elders.
<player> assumed because its elderly and has only one eye....

Evoker:
<player> has met Jaws
Did you see that! Fangs came out of the ground I tell you! - RIP <player>
An Evoker has taken the bit between its teeth. - <player>'s bit, to be precise.


I'm done.
Thank you. I'll be here all this week. Please try the shrimp.
 
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Tj.C

TIME FOR SOME OBSCURE JOKES AND REFERENCES
Vex
Come on <player> rage against the machine! (Destiny/Rage Against The Machine)
Llama
<player> failed to check out his new groove (the emperor's new groove)
Stray
<player> found out how dangerous it is to go alone (Zelda)
<player> face checked the fog of war without a ward (league of legends)
Iron Golem
<player> Is now resting in the shadow of the colossus (shadow of the colossus)
Husk
<player> Issac would be disappointed in you (Binding Of Issac)
<player> Failed to clear the basement (Binding Of Issac)
Elder Guardian
<player> Cayde-6 came for your dept (Destiny)
<player> Lord Shaxx has been teaching them well (Destiny)
Illusioner
<player> Not all illusioners are violet (Hearthstone)

(Appsonic82)
 
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Cluracan

Vex
<player> found the Woodland Mansion quite vexatious.

Llama
<player>, look out! DEMON LLAMA!

Elder Guardian
Well, at least you don't have to wait for mining fatigue to run out, <player>.

Illusioner
For <player>, existence is but an illusion.

Vindicator
Slight mod to Dark Helmet's: "<player>, heeeeere's JOHNNY!

Husk
The life force has been sucked from <player>.

Iron Golem
No poppies for you, <player>.

On a side note, Aria's elytra message is excellent, and I second that suggestion. :smile:
 
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