Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Mo_Man]

Just imagine all the trollers, twelvies, and noobs breaking your prized creations with a click of a mouse. No, I mean, with a punch of a fist.

I wish to be roasted.

 

[StabbyInc]

You end up steamed and taste rather bland.

I wish life was an RPG.

 

[TalkingCat]

To progress past level 10 you need a subscription.

I wish for 1000 wishes!

 

[Mo_Man]

There was a malfunction with the lamp you had to rub on cue, and the genie was sick with a flu. Your wish was used up, but not carried through. No more wishes for you.
(spot the rhyming)

I wish to be a dank meme

 

[macca111]

It involves Donald Trump

I Wish to be the Prettiest Gherkin in the Jar

 

[Tj.C]

All the gherkins were fished out of an truck stop bathroom

I wish to was able to read other peoples minds

 

[Mo_Man]

Sure you want to? Let's just say there's a lot that you may not want to read, but we'll keep it PG rated here. No further explanation needed.

I wish that i was a dardy ninja