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The story so far:

Once Aus-Craft Dominated The Realms

We controlled all the souls in the castle but suddenly there was potatoes thanks to Geth, for abusing the commands and wishing he could repopulate the earth with gerbils to establish a new designer label for Aus-Crafts's website. Yet there was too much fat inside this HTML to even know what was worth adding to the code.
Jedi created railways and tunnels for the trains so they transported potatoes across player's house boat decks. Until then, some wild space gremlins decided to wreak absolute destruction upon the trains continued unabated.
One afternoon some monkey grew multiple cannabis plants. However, when Demize decided he would make them hybrid, a cross breed between babies and wombats creating babatujana.
Seven weeks later the babatujanas were airlifted to Jamaica for consumption by trees to hide very ugly babatujanas. Meanwhile in the Himalayas, Sasquatches were roaming high searching for cake mix to bake muffins in Zarsul's hair. Meanwhile, Aus-Crafts Admins were fighting against unknown predators from Kazakhstan most days. Then something ate them, it was crazy as pie, then they all decided that they were so constipated because of eating dirt infested with dirt gremlins.
So the evolution of potatoes became efficient enough to grow Admins and powers; which surprisingly enabled Stabby's extraordinary large house ovens.
Suddenly there was a crazy penguin named Pingu the Spartan. He ate fried turducken every blue moon so noone could steal his powers. Then suddenly a raging turkey sprung from underneath the house. Pungu plotted to assassinate the BOOM.
Cats devoured giant monkeys, all were destroyed during the massacre. It caused an uprising tide that eventually revealed the true nature of Enderdragon's mystical features. It then became a sexy young Ramtex who flew to london on a dragon, sadly the dragon was out of bacon and ketchup. So he farted pure rainbows

(Masterpiece! :D )